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Prague's dreamland doesn't extend to my kitchen
Not too far from the truth...I walked into my kitchen this morning and my feet were coated in a thin and crumbly layer of granola, sugar, salt, and dust bunnies. The sink was overflowing and a dollop of yogurt sat gelatinous on the counter near the coffee pot. A half-eaten bowl of popcorn sat in a finger-printed metal bowl and our entire cabinet full of glasses seemed to move itself onto the kitchen table. I wish I could say that this was a nightmare, or perhaps a gross exaggeration, but unfortunately, I live with 10 girls that find it incredibly difficult to flex their arms in such a way that the dishwasher opens and their dishes go in. Everyday, our kitchen becomes the scene of another food fight, without the actual throwing of food. My mother would have a conniption if she saw its state this morning, as I rub the sleep from my eyes and feel my stomach turn. I’m thirsty. The tap is covered by a pot with an errant strand of pasta clinging to its side. This kitchen has obviously seen the signs of our semester in Prague. Responsibility seems to have disappeared this semester, much like the sponge that is hidden beneath this disgusting pile. The idea that we’re supposed to be adults seems to be lost on us, as we stay up late, eat crap, and pretend that magical fairies will somehow descend and clean the dishes we leave out, day after day. I guess it doesn’t help that we live in a somewhat magical city. Prague, while over the course of the three months we’ve been here has become less of a fairytale land, the feeling that we’re studying abroad in a place so rife with history and culture continues to keep me in a daze. I only wish that at least one of us would snap out of it and pop this surreal bubble we’re all in. Maybe the clatter of a thousand dishes breaking as I try to maneuver my water bottle under the sink will do the trick.


First off 10 girls!!! I
First off 10 girls!!! I couldn't live in a studio with one girl, who I secretely called the devil. But dude it looks like your kitchen is hell. I am so happy to be in a room by myself. I have roomates all throughout college it so nice to be by myself
yes, very true in fact
I love how you chose this place to write about. You could have chosen anywhere in prague, or on any of your fantastic adventures and the fact you picked your (no offense) disguting kitchen shows your familiarity with prague. It is the ultmate "not touristy' place. And yes, i very much feel your pain, nyu students seem to have a knack for making kitchens the new garbage dump.
sad but true...
wow this could not be more true (as i also live in your dorm). the way you described it was extremely accurate, and also humorous, i love this post!
I feel your pain. I share a
I feel your pain. I share a small kitchen with 12 girls. It is a constant battle to keep the kitchen in working order. Last week NYU threatened to charge us to have a cleaning service clean our kitchen because we had about 12 bags of garbage and a sink full of dishes when they did apartment checks. I can't wait to live in an apartment with just one other person next year.
tell me about it... people
tell me about it... people are up in the kitchen, whipping up extravagant meals (for college students anyway) and then tossing their dishes in the sink, leaving the area dirty and overflowing with crap. i just want to be like, come on... how much does it really take to wash a plate? god, we students can be so spoiled... and disgusting.